ship stealer

Someone who steals a ship u tried so hard to gatekeep, alternatively: Nikita

-Did you see Nikita today?
- That ship stealer? No
- Thank god

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

N-ship

A relationship/friendship based on one persons need for another person's drivers license.

Superficial.

Did you about Ebize and Flex? What an N-ship! She's TOTES getting used. Fack.

Rickety Ship

(n) Rickety ship is weed that has been vaporized in a vape, but is still smokeable through other means, such as a bong or a pipe.

"Yo dude, you got any fresh green bud to smoke?"

"Nah man, I've got some rickety ship left over from last night's vape session."

Curry ship

The gay word for skeet on deck.

On the episode of family guy, "on Deck with men, curry ship"

Ship Jax

To ship two people using the ship name "Jax". Usually, Jax would be shipped from someone named Alex (usually a boy)and someone's name that starts with a J (usually a girl).

Girl : I totally ship Jax! They are so cute together.

Boy : But they aren't together yet!

Girl : "Yet".