If you dont know who Shrek is WTF r u doing with your life
Shrek
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Person A: “Sheesh, we got Shrek.”
Person B: “Haha, yeah..”
You: “Ha- wait me?”
Shrek is life.He is so smexy you must worship him with all your heart
The worlds hottest anime character farther of 3 Ogas and he eats yummy bugs and onions
Omg did you see shrek he is so hot
Shrek is the sexiest best in all of the work and univers. He is God. He is the most powerful and not even thanos can get rid of him. It is said that thanos once tried but was defeated by Shrek just by him looking at thanos . We praise Shrek . SHREK IS LOVE . SHREK IS LIFE.
Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚
A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass
I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night
Peaches is married to shrek