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During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!
Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!
Thats harsh
Bumping. Bumping 'caine.To snort cocaine.
I'm in recovery now but I used to do Ski bumps when I was working 3rd shift
When a chick(or dude I guess) is getting Eiffel towered and J’ing off two other dudes at the same time.
Me, Steve, Jeff and Brian to this chick skiing in London last weekend. We were actually at Steve’s moms house. Steve’s mom is a nice lady.
A verbal outburst to represent excitement or appreciation
Created by SoundCloud Rapper Zay 3.0
Ayeeeeeee, SKI SKUUUU
ski-lee' is a funny yet has a small boundary to when it comes to jokes. She will sometimes ditch her friends parties to go to another party that has alcohol. can be very small minded and needs to grow up alot of the time. if you happen to coma across a ski-lee, beware as she will try to roast you to make herself look funny in front of her friends.
person 1 "hey, who's that over there?"
person 2 "don't go ove there, thats ski-lee, she thinks she's cool and funny"
person 1 "did you say a ski-lee?! yeah good call cheers for having my back"