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during sex you shove your dick deep into one of her nostrils and bust your fat load down her nose then kick her tits and run of
person 1: my mom took away my xbox so i gave her the sloppy brainfreeze and got the fuck out
person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you?
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When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.
I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.
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The act of drooling into ones sphincter then letting it leak back into your mouth and using it as mouth wash. Then proceeding to makeout with your partner.
I watched Nick and his girlfriend perform a sloppy carmichael, it was disgusting!
Another word for vagina pussy but sloppy or wet
Woody: hey don't you got webcam videos if your sloppy beaver Ethel: I had all those videos deleated
Cum dumpster + pile driver = semen meringue.
Aka sloppy marshmallow
If she doesn't show more restraint, she'll have a sloppy marshmallow in no time.
When a fit of passion causes you to jerk off twice into the same sock.
The wife was at a girls night and I finally had the house to myself, so I went for a second wristie and got sloppy sockends.
the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?