Squirrel sock

The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.

P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...

Yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over MILFO stockes and then cried because im lonely...

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socks and sandals

The gangster way for wearing sandels. The only time you will catch a gangster wearing sandels is if its summer time and they are wearing some crispy (white) socks with some adidas or jordan or nike sandels. Shit is too GANGSTA. Old people think its gay but anybody who knows fashion knows is G as a mothafucka.

During the summer I rock nottin but socks and sandals my nigga.

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big socks

Used to describe someone with a large penis. Comes from the innuendo "You know what they say about men with big feet... big socks", and because sock rhymes with cock.

Sally: He's kind of tall, like... I don't know. Jane, how would you describe Jimmy?
Jane: Big socks. (giggles)

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Children of the Socks

Sperm all over your socks or designated cum sock.

The crustyness was a result of the children of the socks.

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purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.
See Harry Mount

your purple sock is draging on the ground

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Sandals with socks

Gay.

"Is he wearing sandals with socks?"

"Yup."

"haha, what a queer!"

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Black Sock

aka brown sock. When a person is extremely promiscuous when it comes to anal sex they have higher odds of getting a pink sock, therefore when their bowels are so often exposed to the elements they become blackened from exposure, dragging through the dirt, etc.

That slut takes it up the ass so often you have to watch out you don't step one her (as a gay man would refer to another) black sock dragging in the dirt.

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