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We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
A sorry excuse for a human being.
He is a waste of sperm and eggs.
National give her your sperm day- In whatever means necessary
This challenge involves the ejaculation of semen into the empty milk container 2 times a day for a month. Store the sperm milk container in the refrigerator. On the last day of the month, we swallow everything.
Mike: My stomach hurts
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump
The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.
Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.
She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!