Spoon the wall

To die.

The little honey is lucky she didn't spoon the wall after last night's drunken episode in the hood.

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Spluge Spoon

A person you really don't like, someone who is just a heaping spoonful of something nasty.

Example: "Oh, no, look who's coming. It's Jared." "Dude, that guy is such a Spluge Spoon." See also, "spluge."

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Wash the Spoon

To visit the latrine, usually used in semi-polite conversation or when humour is needed to diffuse a tense situation. Useful at parties with lawyers.

'Hello.'
'I need to wash the spoon!'
'I will require evidence of that.'

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Pee Spoon

When you pee on your little brothers mixing spoon and mix it into his Gatorade.

"Hey little bro, I used a Pee Spoon to mix up your Gatorade."

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Cock Spoon

You know when you give your dog some peanut butter for that good sensation? You've become a Cock Spoon.

Boyfriend: Hey... I think we should break up
Girlfriend: What? Why!?
Boyfriend: Well, my dog gives better Cock Spoon's than you...
Girlfriend: Oh... so that's how it is

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Fudge Spoon

When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.

Jennifer told Payden, "I am feeling constipated... I think I need a fudge spooning...."

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spooning the poodle

A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.

"Did you see the way Keiko ordered Tommy around? Brother is totally spooning the poodle."

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