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A scrawny high school kid that dresses like a Goth but has theater kid friends. Known to smoke weed. Does absolutely no work for theater but actively distracts tech’s and actors.
Hey! Stop talking to the stoner kittens and get to work!
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A person very high on weed and will do a new drug at any given time
your high you must be a stoner kevin
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When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck
I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!
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1. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and must be taken care of due to their lack of functionality.
2. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and ruins other people's highs due to their annoying, selfish and child-like persona.
Camila: dude, stop being such a stoner baby. we're trying to have fun.
Noah: buhhh-- uh...
Camila: *rolls eyes*
Noah: fuck you guys, lets smoke more.
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Movies involving drugs (mainly marijuana). All people do in these movies are smoke weed and make corny jokes and stupid pranks which are not funny. Only stoners watch these movies mainly and these movies never win any awards because they just suck and not many people want to watch them.
There is absolutely no sense of realism in these movies. If people who play the characters in the movies actually come to life, then they would be ignored in real life and shunned down for their stupidity and lack of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna hang out at travis's place and watch Half Baked?
Person 2: Whats that?
Person 1: A Stoner Movie
Person 2: No thanks, you stoners go ahead and enjoy the 'comic' action.
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When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.
(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?
Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)
Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*
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The amount of time spent doing absurd, inappropriate or weed related things (as opposed to fun/cool activities) because one is high.
Baked fella: "D00d, I have to rewrite this Wikipedia entry on nurse sharks; it's full of passive voice!!!"
His pal: "Man, you've given that arcticle a more than acceptable stoner tithe."
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