Hogwarts syndrome

You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.

Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(

School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.

Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!

QWERTY Syndrome

The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)

We have QWERTY Syndrome.

Moderator syndrome

The effect of being in a moderator echo chamber for so long you can only see people in two groups:

Those who suck up to you and assholes.

Large snorlax is currently arguing with people on twitter with his moderator syndrome in full effect. Poor his block list.

GCSE syndrome

When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.

Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"

SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.

First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

Frieza syndrome

A syndrome when you get scared about monkeys turning yellow then eradicating their whole species

Person 1:Hey man look my monke just fell into the yellow paint
Person 2:holy shit *shoots him*
Person 1:Yes officer i think this guy got the frieza syndrome