Bens Mom

A bitch that makes cookies for baseball games. She is in love with her son and loves to cheer for him during unecessary times

Boy, i wish Bens Mom would shut the hell up!!

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Soccer mom

An American bourgeois woman of the post baby boom generation, who, instead of reaping the benefits of the sexual revolution that her foremothers and sisters fought so hard for, sold out to the new patriarchy which promised stability in the form of white suburban neighborhoods, wordSUVwords, drive-through wordStarbuckswords and yearly trips on Carnival Cruise Line. The only dose of women's lib that transpired through their lifestyle is their endorsement of the the typically male dominated tradition of sport (usually soccer) onto their daughters. But don't be fooled - the fact that these women refer to themselves as "soccer MOMS" only reaffirms their sociological status as mere vessels for the incubation of their progeny.

I just got back from my high school reunion, and all the old cheerleaders are now lard-assed soccer moms.

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street mom

Your 2nd mom, usually the mother of your best friend, that loves you and lectures you like a mom but doesnt really scold you when you run the streets or getting into trouble. Will buy you liquor or let you smoke bud no problem unlike your trip of a mom would do.

That older lady at your favorite chill place that you went to like everyday as a teen, was your street mom.

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stacy’s mom

A woman who is far more attractive than her daughter

I don’t Gabby, but her mom? Her mom’s a Stacy’s mom

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coto mom

A "milf" who marries for money. The coto mom typically refuses to work, clean the house, or cook; usually can be found working out at the local gym, shopping at the mall or getting drunk at the local country club; and is generally of below average intelligence.

There are a lot of coto moms in RSM

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ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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Mom's Dick

Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.

"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"

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