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A huge rip off of Captain Falcon in every way. Created by Marvel to mooch off the success of Falcon. Born on the planet Namek.
I wish Captain America wasn't such a bad rip off of Captain Falcon.
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A group that is stereotyped WAY too much. Not all of them hate gays and not all of them are right wing. Most of the time, they screw around, go camping, have a lot of fun, make awesome inside jokes, screw around with knives, shoot guns, and burn stuff. They generally have a good time.
Once at camp, we poured hot cocoa powder over a fire and made a 10 foot tall flame. That's what we do at the Boy Scouts of America.
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The second largest nation on the North American continent, situated between Canada to the north and Mexico to the south.
The only political and military superpower left on earth, it is held in contempt and jealousy by others, albeit sometimes not without merit.
Home to the oldest written constitution still in effect, it has benefited from almost 230 years of political stability. Because of this, and it's many natural resources, it has been blessed to have the largest economy in the world.
Sometimes confused with their government, the citizenry is generous and truly believes in the "American Dream", i.e., that if you work hard enough, and long enough, you can succeed in your endeavors.
It is a country of immigrants, not ethnicity; anyone can become an American, but not all can be a Japanese, or a German, or a Russian, etc.
It's government, such as all governments, has in the past, (and some argue now) let it's people down by not living up to it's expectations. In America however, that government can be removed not by bullets, but by ballots.
I live in the United States of America.
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1) Theme song of "Team America: World Police"
2) A great phrase to sarcastically add after any statement promoting unnecessary American interventionism.
1) Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day yeah!
2) Ann Coulter: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."
Rational People: "America Fuck Yeah!"
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A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:
4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)
Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.
Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?
I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!
Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.
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Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.
Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!
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A place you're proud to call home. You will accept no other substitute for freedom, and you will not accept crappy definitions for the land of the free and the brave.
Most of all, GO AMERICA.
Because I live in the United States of America, I can choose what to do with my money! GO CAPITALISM!
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