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An extremely serious syndrome often accompanied with severe calf pain, occasionally requiring a walking boot. This syndrome usually lasts up to 1 week. To combat Skulski syndrome, calf stretching and banded calf exercises are used to strengthen and improve mobility within the calf.
Being attracted to redheads, much like yellow fever.
Steve's got a bad case of scarlet syndrome.
An affliction that takes hold when a company (usually automotive) becomes too large and believes that they are too big to fail or lose customer base. Goes hand-in-hand with a bloated sense of self-worth, an out-of-touch management and disregard of serious problems and/or customer input.
Stems from the early 1970s when General Motors lost touch with the American consumer. In the belief they could not fall from grace, they continued to produce large, gas-guzzling cars that people didn't want. This allowed Japanese companies like Honda and Toyota to come in and grab a large share of the Baby Boomers.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Toyota is now suffering from the GM Syndrome."
Person 2: "That's a shame. They used to make such great cars."
Stealing peoples chromosomes and dealing them like drugs...
Dealer- Wanna buy some cwomeasomes
Man- nah but damn you’re savage because you’re committing a dirty syndrome
Dealer- BOWH BOWH BOWH
Man- SHHHH WE’RE GONNA GET CAUGHT
You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.
Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(
A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.
Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.
Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)
We have QWERTY Syndrome.