a group of inbred kids that like to circle jerk in the fairgrounds parking lot and think their clapped out truck is the hardest thing in the world.
“omg look it’s the Top Royalties fags at the fairgrounds playing with themselves again.”
The one that does all the talking in a conversation.
That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!
The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.
Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!
A person who shaves the sides of their head and grows the hair on top, beyond the length of a high and tight.
Look at that guy's pillow top!
An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.
That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.
Something of high class or of high value.
My car is not like any other, mine is top manana.
When somebody builds a house in Minecraft out of dirt, and they leave it up for so long the dirt becomes a grass block again. Meaning the roof is a "grass top".
Jamal " Have you seen Emma? She's wearing all leather armor! "
Matt " Yeah, shes such a grass top! "