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Bagel Bottom

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”

Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.

by PannyRipper August 2, 2024


Charred Bagel

The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.

Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.

by Tacoman109 September 26, 2024


The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 10, 2023


bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 7, 2023


Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010


Fluffing up the bagel

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed

"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said

by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020


Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 3, 2023