A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.
“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”
Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.
“Yea”
Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.
Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.
To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel
That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment
Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.
“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”
A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed
"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said
Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
The bagel bandits are back from the service.