bean hole

sounds like a sexual orifice... could be one... if you try hard enough...

Hey man I fucked that girl in her *bean hole*
Wow my man, that's some serious retardation

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bean cap

Another word for a blowjob.

I just got a bean cap off of Leann Cambell.

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bean wank

a male pouring beans over his own genitals while masturbating

also you can swop the word for nearly anything

e.g. a cup of tea, hot oil, tears (also known as a cry wank)

i had a bean wank lastnight with heinz

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bean bomb

A fart. So named because beans make excellent fart fuel and cause many of the farts we smell.

I was alone in the elevator, so I decided to drop one super stinky bean bomb right then and there, so I would not offend anyone nor embarrass myself. Right then, the elevator stopped, and that super foxy chick I've been wanting to ask out appeared as the door slid open. She smiled invitingly. Then the looks of suprise, repulsion and disgust quickly washed across her face. "GROSS!", she yelled, as she turned around and jogged towards the elevator down the hall.

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badad beans

cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by Czar Badadio III.

badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.

(see boyko)
(see rise of the dads)

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you bean

an insult used by very few people

the we need to play god of war
THATS NOT MULTIPLAYER YOU BEAN

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Jilly Bean

A nick name for possibly the most awesome girl you could ever meet. Jilly Bean is always there for her friends, whether they need money or a hug. She will give you the shirt off her back.

You're such a Jilly Bean, thanks.

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