Beauty Bash was a now-defunct site providing an outlet for members of MakeupAlley.com and other beauty sites to mock other members behind their backs. They fancied themselves the Greek chorus to the drama that often unfolds on such sites, but really all it was, was people making fun of other people's makeup, hair, toenails, personal problems, weight, and possible sexual orientation, among other things. Rumor had it the site was actually managed by the owner of Makeup Alley just so people wouldn't start flame wars on MUA, an ad-supported site. Mostly it became a contest to see who could call the most other people cunts in the shortest period of time. If anyone knows of a replacement site, reply to this definition with the URL.
She's so nice to me on MUA, but on Beauty Bash she called me a cunt and said my e/s (eyeshadow) was like My Little Pony on crack.
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A personal look and style that only happens when you first wake up in the morning until you decide to leave your home. Also, the lowest effort makeup and hair application when you are 'slumming' it for the day. The bedhead beauty's catch praise is 'I woke up like this.' Bedhead hair has seen the run way many times, but was not translated into a makeup routine until recently. Men perceive this style as 'natural' and 'no makeup,' women translate it as 'minimal makeup.'
Originally coined by Chaudie on her blog "Glided Leggings," when referring to Emma Watson and her makeup kit posted by MTV
Although my style tastes are different, I want that type of beauty when i wake up in the morning. That's right, Emma Watson is my standard for 'bedhead beauty.'
A woman of mixed race who happens to be a bad ass bitch you would marry on the spot if she’d let you.
Damn dude, I just saw a mixed beauty walking out the gym and she had the prettiest curly hair.
A girl who has an ass that wins beauty pagents, but a face that should be on radio.
You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts
Craig: DAAAYUM Daryl! Check out that chick, she is fine as spring wine!
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...
The action of taking a toke and proceeding to exhale in another’s mouth while they’re sleeping to awake them.
“Yo, let’s wake collin up with a sleeping beauty”
A horse with a diamond in his forehead, and a white leg. He has a ridiculously long story about him
"Why, Black Beauty! Do you know me? It's Joe, the stable boy from Squire Gordon's place."
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The proper term used to describe women with large breasts, wide hips, and a big ol' butt (OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!) This is because of her childbearing advantages over tighter-bodied women, which is animalistic male sexual attraction.
Guy 1: I don't know, man. She's got a cute face, but she'd be the biggest girl I've ever been with.
Guy 2: I think you should pork her anyways. She's got that animalistic beauty.
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