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I was in this large field, with a board showing charcters from animated TV shows i could kill with my massive sword. I woke up before i got to slay Emily
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This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.
They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.
English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*
English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*
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When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.
"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"
A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.
Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"
"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"
People who sneeze when they look at the sky.
People who are extremely high.
"I heard that timmy was allergic to the sky, what a cloud sneezer."
"Did you know Jake was doing drugs in his car, I should stop hanging out with a cloud sneezer like him."
A term for a gnat-swarm
Most common for gnat mating
"I keep running into fly clouds near the pool!"