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Dumb-assed AMERICANS who have babies with their sibblings/pets many times and call them gay names like 'Mary-Beth'
"hey mary-beth, hows your mother"
"bout $5 cletus"
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I live in short hills and I Love it. It is filled with beautiful mansions and the town is gorgeous. The school system is amazing. Most parents make a living by working in NYC in the corporate world or work as doctors or lawyers. The shopping places are very upscale and expensive and this town is famous for The Short Hills Mall. With major department stores and adorable boutiques. The kids all go to camp in the summer while their parents vacation in the hamptons or long beach island. The guys wear polos and pop the collar and try to be ghetto even thought they know they are not at all ghetto. Parties are crazy wether they are house parties where kids drink and smoke and use drugs and the cops who usually have nothing to do have to break it up. Then there are the Bar/Bat Mitzvahs which are always fun, extravagant and lavish. (Short Hills is filled with jews, most residents are jewish) As well as most sweet sixteen parties. Sports are a big deal in Short hills/Millburn and people get really crazy about it even though the teams aren't always so good. Most kids who live in millburn are called ghetto or poor even though Millburn is not at all poor but still not as nice as short hills. Short Hills is one of the most affluent and popular towns in NJ. It's basically a bubble.
Short Hills is da bomb!
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A short squat race, usually referred to 'extremely hairy'(think Captain Caveman). They feed on rock moss gathered from rolling stones with their specially adapted lower jaw and inscisors. Groups of these creatures called 'litters' consist of a mother (pregnant), father (toothless), and any number of children (molested). Hillbillies.
Do you see those hill people? They'll never get in this club dressed like that.
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A place far better than its surrounding cities, Pomona, Chino, etc, which only consist of retarded beaners tagging on walls when half the time they cant spell what they are trying to write. Don't come up in chino hills, were too classy for you guys. Maybe thats why all the mexicans bring their entire platoons of children around for halloween? They get the good candy up here, not the chiclets....Our moms are far better looking than any of the women in the surrounding cities, so I suppose thats a bad thing according to what others write about Chino Hills. While all your relatives look like beached whales, only the best reside in the hills.
ey yo foo, less take our freakin scrapers to Chino Hills with our tiny ass 14 inch wheels and drive around bouncin because we cant afford to do anything else....way
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Short Hills is currently the wealthiest town in New Jersey, and the 11th wealthiest in the country (yes, 11. Didn't make the top 10. Deal with it).
Has a huge Jewish population, as well as a sizeable Asian one. There's maybe one black kid in the public school.
The guy who invented Arizona Iced Tea lives here, as well as (supposedly) the guy who founded Dole Fruit. Ashlee Simpson and Lil Kim have both been spotted in our mall.
The kids are mostly wannabe punks, and emo kids. The parties suck. Millburn is considered the "ghetto" of the town, but it too is actually one of the top 100 wealthiest towns in the country.
The public school's sports teams are admittedly awful. Our football team is a joke. The only team worth mentioning is fencing, as the mens team is something like 2nd best in the state.
Despite all this, Short Hills kids are extremely smart, always scoring above average on the SATs and standerdized tests. The public school system is notoriously good.
I live in Short Hills, therefore, I'm better than you.
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the stomach fat that old ladies tuck into their pants above their vagina hoping that no one will notice
that lady's got major box hill
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A private school that's known for field hockey...but that's about it. The kids are most likely to be "punk" or preppy. Mostly many posers that pretend they're punk, gothic, or a skater.
People think that Tower Hill is perfect, but actually it's the most fucked up school in America. At least everyone cuts, does drugs, haves sex, or has some kind of disorder. Also known for suicide and cutting problems at the school.
Tower Hill? More like Flower Hill.
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