Matthew

My baby! That’s it...that’s the definition. Carry on with your day loves xoxo x-tina

C: Matthew is the best husband ever!
K: Awe I’m so happy for y’all!

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Matthew

A fat munchkin that scans fried cats

Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well

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Matthew

A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.

This dog is barking at a could like a matthew

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Matthew

Litteral fuckin autism

See that fucking Matthew over there, he fucking autistic mate

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Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.

Oh he's a Matthew

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Matthew

A man with a small penis

U have a Matthew

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Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

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