ur mum gae

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You: “hey guess what!”

Someone: “what?”
You: ur mum gae-

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Your mum geiy

It means ur mum is geiy

How you doing today mate?

Your mum geiy

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ur mum dum

When you are simply too cool for ur mum gay.Its obviously much more effective because it rhymes.Used by only the greatest intellectuals

Guy:Lel ur mum gay
Me an intellectual:Ur mum dum
Guy:NANI?!

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Gita, (Rani's Mum)

SHES A SMOKING HOT LADY. I would actually fuck her when i see her, shes one a the biggest MILF's alive and i fucking love her. She makes cups of tea for Rani and she stays out of Sarah Jane Smith way. Her husband is called Heresh, and she is one fucker i mean seriously, you have to watch Sarah Jane Adventures at 5:15 on the CBBC channel just to watch this one HOT lady, you'll love her when you see her. Her name is Gita put you pronounce it Kita.
Just watch SJA and you wil find out how fit she is.

GITA <3333333333333333333333

Joss: "OMG! RANIS MUM WELL HOT RIGHT NOW!"
Vicky: "Oh my, she really is!"
Joss: "I would actually love her to be my mum"
Vicky: "Sames, and i would love being Rani, solving Alien mysteries with Sarah Jane, Luke and Clyde,"

ETC.....................(:
I love Gita, (Rani's Mum)

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your mum in the microwave

its a COMEBACK

orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"

can be used in song

jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??

james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!

jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................

james:your MUMMM in the...........

ect.

your mum in the microwave.

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Ur mum gay

Your mum gay, so you have 2 dads (it's a meme)

"Kaitey came home from school to find out ur mum gay"

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Don Juans Mum

Woman of Humongous proportions

Tom: Wow, look at the size of that Ass, thats the biggest Ghetto Booty I have ever seen!

Fred:Oh yea, thats Don Juans Mum

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