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place iN $aN Jo where da hardezt muthafuckaz $tay. alzo kNowN az da Nortoriouz NORTH $ide
where u 4rm vato
NORTH $ide $aN Jo watz up homeboy
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A outerwear manufacturer that mass produced their gear and markets through product placement and athletes paid to wear their products. Despite generally being thought of as superior gear for these reasons other companies produce far better equipment. These pieces of clothing are mean for average people not actual athletes and outdoorsmen. If you want better gear buy mountain hard wear, mammut, arcteryx, rab, marmot, or la sportiva.
Hey look, people going into the north face store. I guess they are gonna buy overpriced fashionable clothing.
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The state we should give Canada because it's so lame and stupid. Where the people need to learn their correct vowel sounds because apparenly the "A" to them sounds like a "E". Where in the high schools everyone gets there friends to beat you up because there such pansies and don't know how to really fight. This is the state where ur friends parents are related to each other (more then likely there cousins). Where everyone that walks into the ER usually ends up in the mental Heath unit. This state is also like drug city, no one has anything else to go so they become druggies. The girls in north Dakota think its ok to go to the tanning bed every week then where a camo prom dress to the prom. This is also the state where everyone is 2 years behind on EVERYTHING! Oh and the people there are just a bag of rocks, pretty much use less. Where people don't have anything better to do then hang out at the mall that only has 5 stores. This is the place where if you tell someone a secret, well you might as well be telling the secret through the intercom because everyone will know it by the end of the day! Also the state where the weather is like a lottery ticket, you don't know if your going to win or loose, you don't know if it will be sunny one day then be blizzarding the next. Normal people have come to conclusion that when it comes to ND and mother nature.....she is always on crack sorta like the people! Hahaha yea I think this covers it all!!!!!!
North Dakota person: Do you need a beg?
Normal American: WTF, a what!?!?
North Dakota person: you know my beg....
Normal American: No actually I don't know, but I would like a bag. I'm not going to beg for a damn bag!
North Dakota person: what's a bag?
Normal American: *sighhh* I give up!
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Term used to describe male masturbation involving the cupping of balls with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.
boy1: So whatchoo do last night?
boy2: Picked up my sack and went north. It was awesome.
man: ooh... yeah... ah...
girlfriend: you nearly there baby?
man: oh yeah, go north baby, go north!
middle aged man: Doc I'm getting right there and then, I dunno, I just can't finish up you know?
doctor: Go north.
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Quite possibly the worst area in the country. Gives New Jersey as a whole an awful reputation. Basically anyone from northern new jersey has no manners, and cant drive for shit. Also for some reason, north jerey natives think their area is awesome because it smells and looks like Hitler's Asshole. Also, they invade the nice parts of new jersey (south jersey shore) and show no regard for the people who actually live there. Locals often call these scumbags "Bennys." North Jersey should become its own separate state and be nuked.
"Dude some Guido fuckers came into the restaraunt today and left without paying"
- Belmar Native
"Well its July now remember, all the north jersey scumbags are here"
- also Belmar Native
"O yeah, how could I forget...."
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North Jersey is the northern part of the state. It ranges from low-populated forest areas to high-populated areas. People of South Jersey criticize North Jersey for its bad schools, polluted air, lack of people who know how to drive, mix of ethnicities, and more. Most North Jersey people, due to the fact there is almost nothing to do in North Jersey for the summer, come to the southern part of the state and cause unbelievable crime and traffic in the southern towns. A study says that crime in the southern towns increase over four-hundred percent during the summer months. Locals refer to these imposters as bennys.
I'm going down the shore 'cause there is nothing to do in North Jersey.
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located in the suburbs of the Chicago land area on the lake, Most of the current definitions are correct, but also the north shore consists of snotty emo freaks who think their lives suck even though they have everything, and ALL the kids are so obsessed with themselves they take "myspace Pictures" of themselves all day long.
"that girl has slits on her wrists and is wearing designer jeans"
"she must be from the North Shore"
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