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A perfect cat loaf with the feet and tail tucked in to the point where they are no longer visible.
My cat sat down and went into a perfect nugget-position.
The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.
Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.
The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.
“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”
A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.
Bro I did the squatch position last night
This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.
Arki: Can we do the double handstand position tonight?
Zoi: Any position for you my big zaddy!
seatle position - to sit while playing Nintendo Wii
everyone was standing in-line except mom she was sitting on couch in the seatle position