Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
the name given to a council house owner who is probably on benefits
"Hes such a Kieran Potter" mike sais
ngl sexiest most shaggable man you will ever meet
that Kieran potter is the sexy as fuck
That of a pottery nature. Anything that is made of pottery
Its ceramic so you wouldn't think it would crack due to its potteric nature.
Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.
Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?
Hotter Potter is the nickname for Wilbur Soot, between me and a lot of friends. There is a fan club for Hotter Potter, and Fro Gweaser (TommyInnit), but this is about Hotter Potter-
The origin of the nickname: Once upon a time, I showed my friend a picture of him and he said he looked like older and hotter Harry Potter.
Me: LOOK AT HOW HOT HOTTER POTTER IS
My friend: OML HOTTER POTTER WHY YOU SO HOT?!
The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.