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A silly term thought up by a lacrosse player in Maine who has no handles. It often describes his ridiculous basketball shoes.
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when people try too hard and go out of their way to post something as their status on facebook or tweet.
They try to find humor in everyday things where there is none fishing for "likes", comments and retweets.
These people try to hard and its a shame. They are also not aware that they are doing it. If what they thought was "funny" was said by a standup comic, you would hear crickets chirping but people trying to be nice will give you a "thumbs up" or a "lol" on fb, only worsening the problem.
Just take a look at the status updates and prolly 4 out of 5 are lame and you prolly are guilty of doin it too.
Jane: LOL just got a new shirt. The salesperson was retarded I think lol
Friends: (cricket chirping, everyone "looking" at each other, finally someone decides to type lol to move on with it.)
Typical case of status syndrome
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The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense
Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.
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When you leave your facebook profile logged on and someone unexpectedly leaves a homosexual comment under your status
"Man, all of my family members down in Florida keep congratulating me on coming out of the closet because I was status raped."
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A substitute for the word "sick," as used in the context of something being impressive. Most commonly used by extreme sports enthusiasts.
Did you see that kickflip to lipslide? That was so plague status!
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Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.
Those shoes are goat status
Michael Jordan is goat status
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Basically a millennial version of youtube poop.
Jim: At least one of these shitpost status videos always pop up in my home page, what's up with all of them having the same title?
Harry: They're basically youtube poop, you boomer.
Jim: Darn I feel old.
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