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What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023


teeth tickle

The act of getting off on greasy pubes flossing your cock deprived mouth and gums to the extent of depression when not getting your daily dose of fellatio forestry.

I didn't get my teeth tickles in 3 minutes Susan, take the gun you know what to do.

by Giov22 April 2, 2017


bare one’s teeth

to behave aggressively towards somebody; to vent anger on somebody; to scold.

Whenever there was a tiff between the husband and his wife, the wife, being a termagant, would bare her teeth. (In the phrase ‘bare one’s teeth, one’s can be replaced by an appropriate pronoun as required.)

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2011


shark teeth

gold

shark teeth

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023


snail teeth

Raunchy toenails.

"Damnnnn girl, your toenails are looking like some snail teeth."

by that duuuude May 2, 2017


teeth spork

teeth spork

teeth spork

by teeth spork December 24, 2022


teeth cloggers

A Slang term used by stoners after they have a spliff and get the munchies for Cheetos, Wotsits or Cheeseballs.

Person 1: What are these things bro they’re clogging my teeth?

Person 2: They’re teeth cloggers!

by onecoolasguy February 2, 2021