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Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.
A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.
My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss
Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees
When you’re getting a blumpkin and she blows chunks in your lap
Man I went in for a blumpkin and she gave me a liv tatter toss
to jerk off
it might be time for me to toss the salad
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play with your private parts
The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
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A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.
Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.
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