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Tap the Turkey

The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.

Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.

Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate

Warren: "Tap her turkey Ben"
Ben: "Shut up man"
Kate: "what?"

by Moop December 4, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.

Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.

by shavov5 December 28, 2013

43๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!

"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."

by that guy November 27, 2003

36๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey club

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle

john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day

by lee November 17, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snow Turkey

An older woman (generally 60+, hence the snow definition) that has had plastic surgery and has a cat like face. Unfortunately even though the surgery makes her look younger the Turkey wattle around the neck cannot be removed. Cougar to Snow Turkey!

Barbara Walters is a classic Snow Turkey

by So Rong So Rite October 11, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 11, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkey ball

(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.

Did you see that guy turkey balling me?

by thebmarinara August 22, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž