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Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.
I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!
Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts
My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals
When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
Using half a passionfruit in place of a womens sanitary item.
Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!
Mostly vegan with some friendly and pragmatic exceptions.
That cake has a bit of butter used on the pan? Good thing I'm vegan-ish!
An angry white woman with very little common sense, usually called Ms Kadie.
Or someone refraining from consuming animal products and animal byproducts.
"CHANGE YOUR RELIGION FOR THE VEGAN TEACHER"
pls help me I'm vegan