Car fag

Not only do they only talk and take care of their cars, but they also customize it with rims, lights, make it sound loud, and change the suspension. Seeing one in real life is a terrible experience and you will usually see them parked in Walmart at night showing their whip off.

"Dude did you see that dude's car with the lights?"
"Yeah he must be a car fag."

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POLICE CAR

ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE

WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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sports car

A sports car is a vehicle made for speed, generally has a very sleek body with a very low drag-coefficient.

A good example of that is a Chevrolet Corvette, which are fuckin' sexy as hell and faster than any other 'sports' car in its 40-70k range. It weighs anywhere between 3100 pounds to 3400 if you're looking at the C6's, and has a drag coefficient of about .35. The brand fuckin' new vettes --Blue Devil/Z07/ZR-1-- weighs about 3350lbs, has an LS9 supercharged 6.2L V-8. About 620HP stock, and tops out at around 220mph. It sells a little over 100k.

A bad example of that would be a Ford Mustang. A Mustang is a MUSCLE car, because it weighs about 2 tons, (nearly 4000lbs) and has a drag coefficient around .40. A Mustang is NOT made for speed. The Fifth-Generation Stangs are just about the only attractive Stangs ever manufactured. You'll get anywhere from 300HP to 400HP depending on if and what kind of upgrades/mods you get in it.

Also, in my opinion, I think Ford and Mustang is just straight shit because Ford doesn't care about quality these days; Mustangs generally have a shitty V6 engine, and it's Ford so its Only Fast Rolling Downhill. You'll eventually pay 2-fold for all the repairs, which, with the monies you spent on your Stang, will come out to roughly 40-50k, so you might as well just buy something else besides a Ford, like a Chevy.

I hope this clears up all the bs where people compare a Vette and a Stang.. they're from two completely different categories.. srsly. I don't think Ford even makes Sports Cars.

retard: DUDE VETTE VS STANGS!?@RF
educated bamf: stfu n00b, vette=sports car stang=muscle car kayy?
retard: ohsnap im a t@rd

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car hummer

A blow job that occurs in a car.

We were driving on 101 when my girlfriend leans over and gives me a car hummer

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Go to the car?

"Would you have sex with her/him?"
or
"Would you do her/him?"

Spawned out of Australian universities, "Go to the car?" is a substitute for asking your friends if they'd have sex, or "do" a girl/guy you see.

You're walking down the street with your mates, and you see a really hot chick, but obviously you can't ask "Would you do her" right there and then, so you say "Want to go to the car?", or simply just "Go to the car?"

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car raping

When some stupid person drives really close to the back of your car, they are car raping you. A cooler term to tail-gating.

"OMG that biatch behind us is car raping me"

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Car geek

A person whos life revolves around all things motorized, mainly auto mobiles. Mainly watches speed channel...ALL DAY!

My cousine is a car geek, races go karts. owns dodge stealth. Always wants me to watch The fast and the furious with him.

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