family guy

Animated Show on Fox created by Seth MacFarlane and cancelled twice and brought back due to its cult following. Based on a 5 person dysfunctional family and incorporates current events, stereotypes, and other random happenings to make me and every other great person on earth shit themselves.

Stewie: You there! Cut my eggs.
Butler: cuts eggs Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.

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The Family Business

A lude act of sexual intercourse between a brother and sister and a 3rd party, where as the 3rd (usally mother or father sometimes a cousin) party defecates on either the brother or the sister in question and begins to massage it into 1 or both parties.

Hey is that Jason?
Yea I heard hes in "The Family Business"
WOW!

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family-phobe

A person who fears that getting married, having children or engaging in family relationships will suck the fun and excitement out of their life. These people tend to believe that such relationships would restrict them from chasing their dreams, reaching their goals and living life the way they choose.

Family-phobes put off marriage until they have chased all their dreams. They put off having children until they have met all their goals. Family is something they get around to when there's nothing left to do. Family-phobes tend to be self absorbed. Their life revolves around their own entertainment, education, career, or cause.

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family-friendliness

The degree to which a perceived authority, i.e. mpaa, pope, and usda, believe a thing should be accessible to children.

According to a great many early christians and judaists, and many modern muslims, non-consensual sex with a pre-pubescent girl was of a high degree of family-friendliness, as long as her owner was the partner and all viewers and participants were members of the household.

United States culture generally says that vegetables have a low degree of family-friendliness, compared to high sugar or sugar-substitute foods.

As long as euphemisms and discrete phallic pictures are all that the movie references to sex, the mpaa will consider giving the movie a g rating for family-friendliness.

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Friend of the family

A straight person with a number of gay friends.

See Family

Joe is a friend of the family.

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Family Guy

A show that has many lovers and many haters, but I, for one, like it a lot. They recycle jokes a lot, but there's always one that just cracks me up. They're one of the few shows that can actually make physical humor funny (They have great timing).

Family Guy is funny, but here are some recurring jokes I'm REALLY getting sick of:

1. A group of the characters are involved in some argument or action packed scene but somehow find themselves in casual conversation.

2.Spontaneous showtunes where the lyrics aren't comedic (Seriously, they're just filler for two minutes of airtime).

3. Pop culture references from before I was born (I don't get them!)

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family affair

(n.) when redneck families try to figure out which one impregnated thier seven year old daughter. There is a good chance it was a brother, but uncle dad has a 5% chance.

It's a family affair.

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