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anyone who masturbates!
everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. If you masturbate then you ARE a kitty killer :
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a slang term given to slow cars (ex- 4 cylinder import) that have been highly modified to be faster than V8 beasts (ex- corvettes, vipers, etc).
::tunerkid pulls up next to a viper at a stop light in his modified eclipse::
tunerkid: whats that thing got?
viperguy: v8 baby. more power than that piece of shit will ever see
tunerkid: lets see about it.
::they both rev. light turns green. they take off and the viper sees nothing but the v8 killers tailights the whole time::
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She's Guaranteed to blow your mind
Killer Queen
Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat
To absolutely drive you wild
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a convo killer is possibly the most evil killer of all. after you write a page worth of shit on msn they will respond with a one word unrespondable answer that leaves you thinking "FINE FUCK YOU THEN" but this isnt it the worste thing about these fuckers is that after they palm you off with a shit responce that leaves you dishearten 10 mins later THEY will say something like wuu2. If they dont do that they aint a convo killer ...they probably just dont like you.
fucks sake you evil convo killer bitch you gave me a 1 word reply now your saying wuu2 DA FUCK you think im up to im on msn i aint out there solving world hunger am i?! you fucking idiot.
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a dj that mix shitty music and makes all the people leave the dance floor to do something else
dude#:1the party was awesome everybody was dancin like crazy till "Dj shit" arrives putting his shitty breakcore
dude#2:"dj shit" is always the dancefloor killer
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noun, usually describing a man who is well-endowed, someone with a large penis.
You got a big foot, you must be a lady killer
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Some one who has the urge to murder monkeys.
while swinging my friend's dog's monkey....i happened to rip the legs off.
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