Slam dunk

You use this codename for a girl/girls who you don't know but talk to.

Jonas to Aleks: Look, there's Slam Dunk again. We better run away

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grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.

My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.

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ma'am slammed

being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.

I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.

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Grand Slam

Like a slam, only grand.

Oh man, that was a grand slam right outta the ballpark!

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lumberjack slam

The act of having sex high up in the branches of a tree.

I couldnt get Emily back to my dorm lastnight, but we stopped in the park and I gave her the ole lumberjack slam.

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cupcake slam

The act of violating a cupcake with one's cock and then face fucking someone, thereby giving them both cupcake *and* cock in their mouth.

"Hey, what happened to that red velvet cupcake?"

"Oh, I cupcake slammed some trick with it last night."

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Lumberjack Slam

In the standing 69 position, in the midst of passionate lovemaking, the man screams "TTTTTIIIIMMMMMMBBBBEERRRRRR!!!!" and jumps down a staircase in the pile-driver positon. It is advised that the man removes his penis from the woman's mouth prior to commencing said act.

My girlfriend's in a wheelchair for the next three years because of a violent Lumberjack Slam I unleashed on her three weeks ago. Freaking EXTTREEEEMMMEEE

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