"The Ting" is a person who is legally not able to get disrespected or receive any sort of violation according to their own rules.
Ex:
Person 1: Oh look, that person has disproportionately short legs!
Person 2: Don't disrespect The Ting
What goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun poom, poom
Hey Big Shaq, how the ting goes?
SKRRRAHH, PAP PAP PAP KA-KA, etc. etc.
A term used to describe whenever you see an extremely beautiful individual specifically a woman & she is the best-looking lady in that specific area. One might define that lady as “the loudest ting”
“I can’t lie bro, we’ve got the loudest tings in the club”
A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.
Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.
Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting
“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”
A large black male with a 40 inch rhino cock that will tear though the girls asses