Water-Spiller

A person of Asian descent. Comes from the stereotype that Asians tend to spill water, be it in glasses, cups, sinks, bathtubs, or the largest flowing body of water in Asia.

Person 1: "Water spiller? Where's that even come from?"
Person 2: "Have you ever heard of the Yangtze River?"

Person 1: "Jiang knocked over a glass again."
Person 2: "What a water-spiller!"

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glass of water

usually a tall, slender, sexually attractive female...appealing to some males...if not all males. she'll quench your thirst, alright.

"she's a tall glass of water over there...that's a hot one right there..."

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bum water

Diarrhea.
Enough Said.

Oh man, I had some serious Bum Water last night!

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rice water

when you are so bad that not even dog water could describe your horrid gameplay

tm8 1: Wow, bro, you fucking threw the game
tm8 2: you're fucking rice water kid *kicks from party*

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water bra

n. An undergarment that is more for deception, than for support. A creation of Victoria's Secret.
>>Warning<< --Objects in water bra may be smaller than they appear.--

Once we were naked, I saw that I had been tricked by the water bra.

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jewish water

ordering a "water" at a fast food restaurant, only to fill it up with some other beverage of your choosing when no employees are looking. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and would therefore partake in this activity.

mike: i'm hella thirsty, let's hit up captain d's man

tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too

mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!

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water nonatarian

do not have bottled water

Are you guys water nonatarians?

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