Random
Source Code
Random
The act of masturbation while resting your chin on a windows seal and watching your neighbor lay out in the sun. All the while, dressed in nothing but a 1985 pair of terry cloth running shorts cut so short that simply sitting on the bed exposes a hint of your grundel and nut bag.
"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."
"Dude that's tore."
"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
6👍 2👎
(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.
Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.
5👍 2👎
Where a guy usually a teen guy pays a teen woman for sex and hast to that night climb into her window to get it so her parents won't find out about it.
Kathy is running a window brothal.
7👍 2👎
Windows93.net is a website that emulates the original prototype of Windows that was given to 1 person, who leaked it to windows93.net and is viewable for free.
It seems that the concept for Windows was stolen from a french artist called "Jankenpopp"
Windows93 is very cool and i find it weird that most of the applications on Windows 93 were removed from Windows 95.
Windows 93 also has a chat application called Trollbox, where you will get trolled by really dumb trolls.
It also seems to have it's own version of 4chan, Bonzichan.
The owner of Windows93.net is unknown, but Jankenpopp has finally gotten the recognition that he deserves for making the original windows concept and not getting credited for it. Congrats to jankenpopp.
1: Did you know windows was originally made by a french artist?
2: Woah! That's very cool, can i see what they made back then?
3: Sure! Just go to windows93.net on your favorite version of Netscape Navigator, 9.0 recommended.
Windows 93 is a very interesting thing that you should try out today. Use Netscape Navigator 9.0 for maximum errors.
6👍 2👎
Getting into a place by going through the window.
When Gen got home her house was locked and she had forgotten her keys in the house, so she had to go window hopping to get inside.
5👍 2👎
Enraged to the point of incoherence, comparable to dealing with a specific operating system.
Dude, that last upgrade had me so angry I couldn't sleep. It took forever, erased everything, smoked, and generally did the opposite of what it was advertised to do. It made me beyond angry - I was windows mad...
5👍 2👎
the most hated os of all time. the mass opinion is: its slow, has bani bugs, always 1 gb of ram to run, is unsave agains viruses, mac osx leopard is better.
this mass opinion are not 100% true. intelligent people dont go with the flow and support the mass oppinions, they make their own opinion.
for example, if you have a crappy pc, dont buy vista, vista needs a proper pc than you have. some people with crappy pcs bought vista, it diddnt work, they startet bitching around and now everybody belives vista sucks.
or, vista is so unsave... ähhh install a proper anti virus programm and dont watch so much porn you idiot.
or, oh god the driver problems!!! ok thats true, i admit it.
or, everything looks different i cant navigate trough. yes it sucks, but be happy! you have your task bar, you can press ctrl+alt+del and the taskmanager will come up, you can press windowskey+e and the explorer will come up. with vista on your pc you are way better of navigating than on a mac. (if you have used xp before)
if we remeber the xp realese... it was the same story, everybody hatet it and said they dont want to use it. now after some sevice packs everybody beleves xp is the best os ever. wow...
the coolest thing about vista haters is that most of them dont even run vista. they just heard it sucks so they dont give it a try. well thats ok but stop bitching around you dumb fucks. god damn -.-
troll: hey what os do you run?
guy: windows vista ultimate, it runs good
troll: omg stfu vista n00b! xp ownz j00!!
guy: wow... wtf was that?
troll: stfu you and your vista suck ass. vista is epic fail!
guy: have you ever even tried it you failtroll?
troll: no cuz my friends sayd it sucks, and it does
guy: >_> EPIC FAIL TROLL IS FAIL!!!
25👍 21👎