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Over the past few years, this word has begun to change meaning. Previously, rape was when somebody sexually assaulted another person (regardless of gender)
However, now rape can be many things (according to feminists)
Here is a list;
Body contact (male)
Eye contact (male)
Looking at someone (male)
Making someone feel uncomfortable (male)
Being male (male)
Having opinions different to feminists (male)
Hearing your mum insult someone
Not being a feminist (male)
Breathing the same air as someone (male)
"Manspreading" aka sitting down (for males)
Explaining something (male)
Existing (male)
Checking if a women is ok (male)
Arresting a female (male)
Using well reasoned arguments (male)
Walking within a metre of someone (male)
Expressing emotion (male)
"Being oppressive" aka living normally (for males)
Thinking (male)
Cheating on someone (male)
Being cheated on (male)
Dumping someone (male)
Moving (male)
Having a sex life (male)
Entering a "male free zone" (male)
Please feel free to contribute to this list
Now I need my safe space to drink my male tears
Karen: That man raped me!
Police officer: What did he do?
Karen: He thought about women!
Police officer *gasps*
Police officer: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, MALE SCUM
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When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18
He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.
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raping someone without them knowing it. has to be done in three steps.
1. scream (known as ninja approach)
2. rape
3. leave note
it's nice to let people know they have been raped, it's the polite thing to do. that's why we leave a note.
Can't remember being ninja raped, but this note totally says I did...
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Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.
"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin
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A group of people (3 or more who can be either male, female, or both) who through higher numbers and combined strength, subdue their victim (Usually Female but sometimes Male) and force them to engage in a sexual act.
Gang Rape is illegal in the U.S and other countries as well, HOWEVER, it IS a recreational act in prison. (Lol)
But seriously, Gang Rape is a very evil and very wrong thing to do.
Young, inocent Sarah was walking home from the library once it had closed. As she walked she heard a scuffle to her right, and as she looked, she was tackled and forced to the ground. She tried to get up but could not because someone was ontop of her. She felt her skirt and panties being brutally ripped off of her, and opened her mouth to scream, only to feel a massive hard dick ram down her throat. She began to cry as she knew that she was being gang raped.
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The act of sexually assaulting a woman with tentacles. Since no human being can really sprout tentacles, this is generally restricted to Japanese Hentai. A versatile entity, such as a robot or alien, can perform tentacle rape on multiple victims at the same time.
Guy: you're a freaky slut aren't you
Girl: yea baby, give it to me
<Guy sprouts tentacles and rapes her orfices>
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The act of buying someone a gin and tonic when they didn't want one, preferably with their own money.
Thom: Hey, Josh, it's your round. Fetch me another pint!
Josh: Sure thing!
*returns with G&T*
Josh: GIN RAPE!
Thom: Aww.
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