You Know What They Say

The bigger the sock, the harder the cock.

You know what they say..... the bigger the sock, the harder the cock

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Haters gonna say it’s fake

1. A very common title for videos on YouTube. They claim that if you think the footage is fake (which is clearly is, since it has been obviously edited), you’ll just be labeled a hater.

2. A line said by Justin Timberlake in his song “Filthy”, most likely in reference to this.

1. “haters gonna say it’s fake
Don’t believe the haters.”
-a video title and part of the description from a video by uploader Skratch

2. “Haters gonna say it’s fake
So real”
-a line from “Filthy” by Justin Timberlake

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exactly what it says on the tin

Originally from advertising for Ronseal woodcare products this phrase was quickly picked up by the public and turned into a general purpose phrase meaning "the name describes exactly what it is". This must be one of the most successful advertising slogans of all time. Of course Ronseal have trademarked it!

Second class post - it does exactly what it says on the tin!

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know what i'm saying

"know what I'm saying?": used by idiots and fools after every other word in a sentance when they have no idea what they are talking about.

Then I say what it be like"know what I'm saying" we jacked him up"know what I'm saying"and poped a cap in him"know what I'm saying?".

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what does the fox say

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

dude 1:what does the fox say?
dude 2:idk rofl i cant sing that with dignity

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As Joe Biden Would Say...

A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.

You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...

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say you were smart

A phrase used when one is baffled at how something is constructed or designed or an action that defies logic or general common sense. The phrase can be extended to anything that is non-sensical in nature. The phrase can also be used by itself when observing an action that prompts one to state "say you were smart" in a bewilderment state of mind.

Say you were smart and you designed this cheese grater that rusts when you put it in the dishwasher; observing a person swim in shark infested waters might prompt someone to state "say you were smart"