Thumb Data

the art of generating inflated statistical data to improve your chances of getting something done quicker (or in your favour) by sucking superfluous information out of your thumb.

if we implement this tool or feature we'll derive a 100% increase in revenue based on thumb data extracted during analysis.

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Thumb-gina

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger.

I don't think I'd ever get my thumb-gina pierced. It's too sensitive.

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Wacky Thumb

When your thumb is wiggling around with a glob of sweet potatoes on top of it.

Also a night time dish with almonds baked into a waffle

Dude, your sister has a wacky thumb and now my dog smells like sweet potatoes.

Hey, are you gonna eat that wacky thumb?

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thumb circle

the texting equivalent of a drum circle. a group of people who are way too obsessed with texting and thus spend all their time sitting in a circle, thumbs tapping madly.

last night jenny was texting tim so much, it was like she'd joined a thumb circle.

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Slip of the thumb

21st century slipping of the tongue. Can technically include accidental replies or grammar mistakes...

"ahhh man, I didn't mean to send that! Total slip of the thumb there, apologies!" - In reference to a message sent to someone by mistake, or that accidental !,? or word that likes to randomly make itself a plural....

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thumb diet

A diet for reducing the size of one's thumb print for texting on a smart phone without making typos or accidentally sending unfinished messages due to the minuscule size of the keys or icons.

Dammit! I just sent a text before I was done writing it because my thumb is too large for the icons. I need to go on a thumb diet!

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Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more

Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs

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