Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.

Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.

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Vanilla toast

Doubly plain Jane nothing special, both vanilla and toast show it is exceptionally plain.

That company is very vanilla toast. They don't do anything special.

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Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter

Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA

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Disco Toast

When you regurgitate in your bed and you use it as lube to jerk off.

I just had Ana amazing disco toast night

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toast and jam

rhyming slang from famalam(family) usually shortened to just toast

i saw my toast and jam the other day

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Toasted Western

Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.

2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.

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burnt toast

you're having a stroke.

Bo Burnham once said "If you smell burnt toast, you're probably having a stroke"

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