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An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.
Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...
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Missing, Not able to be found;
Also used to describe Toilet Paper
Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.
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The act of a desperate man, determined to get to know you on a physical level and had to resort to following you into the bathroom to hopefully catch a peek of your snagger while using a urinal. Will always stand next to you and disobey worldwide urinal etiquette.
That fucking Toilet Chaser just followed me into the bog and tried to get a glance at my tadge.
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small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles
girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"
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A woman who often participates in intercourse within the confines of a bathroom stall. (Literal)
A derogatory term for woman that pisses you off, i.e., ex-girlfriends.
"Here comes another girl out of the men's room with white stains on her blouse, must be a toilet whore."
"Goddamn tenth-of-a-peso Mexican toilet-whore!"
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One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.
Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....
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The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.
Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
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