trapped in the closet

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.

Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.

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beez in the trap

Destroying the music industry.

Aw damn mang im gonna make so much money cause I beez in the trap!

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trap queen

The queen of traps. A dude that looks and acts so much like a woman that you couldn't tell him apart from a girl without looking you-know-where.

Dude 1: look at that girl!
Dude 2: no! he's a trap queen!

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Booby-traps

(adj.)An unavoidable obstacle which causes the victim to waste a small but valuable amount of time.

see booby

E.g.(1)- I just had to run into the mall to make a payment and there were booby-traps everywhere. First, the were little kids running into me, then the was a handicapped person in a wheelchair zig-zagging every which way so I couldn't pass by. It turned a 5 minute task into a 30 minute journey.

E.g. (2) - In a party setting, this term usually describes a woman "cock-block." I was kickin' it to Chelsea trying to land a late night hookup, and Marla (ex-girlfriend) came over and booby-trapped me. Telling me she misses me and sabotaging my whole operation. She completely blew my chances.

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vaginal trap

Upon the premise of a one night stand your partner will afterwards guilt you into a realtionship.

1) All I wanted was to capture her cookie, instead I feel into her vaginal trap.

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Fag Trap

When you ask a question, knowing that any answer will show the camp side of the answerer. Meant only as a joke, and not to victimise.

Can be followed by a light punch to the arm

Guy 1: 'Hey man, what do you think of these shoes'
Guy 2: 'Hmmm, they're not my thang..'
Guy 1: 'FAG TRAP!' *punch

Or

Guy 1: 'Hey man, what do you think of these shoes'
Guy 2: 'Ye i really like them! they'd suit you too i think'
Guy 1: 'FAG TRAP!' *punch

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Trap queen

Women / girls who live in the projects and/or sales drugs out of her home

You see that trap queen over there at apt 4, she has all the goods (Drugs)

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