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If your friend has a girlfriend, and his girlfriend slept with his sister, and you sleep with his sister. you are now Bluetooth Tunnel Buddies with your friend
hey you know my buddy matt? I am his Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy
The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
Purely focused on one thing that infuriates ones self
That chat left me with tunnel rage
When two people kiss mouth to mouth, and you insert a long anal bead chain into one persons asshole, to go out of the mouth, into the other persons mouth, and out their asshole.
Me and Victor had a really fun time doing the Arab Anal Tunnel
If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?
Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."
The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel
"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"
The close-up shot done in porn focusing on the penetration of a vagina.
That movie on Skinemax had the most intense sex scenes I've seen on regular cable; it shows everything short of tunnel cam.