A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"
Yowza! I gotta go water the trough waffle!
When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain
My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle
a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.
stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?
person: no who is he ?
stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles
person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker
Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.
That girl has a nasty blue waffle.
When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.
Yo, last night we dared mary to eat saras canadian waffle.