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A person who jacks off while looking at an image of someone from a yearbook.
"Oi cunt, you fucking yearbook wanker"
"What can I say, she's hot"
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A boy who masturbated on a bus
Or used as a joke
You little bus wanker
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Wanker Munch is an insult, meaning someone who enjoys munching (chewing) on a mans erect penis while he is masturbating.
Person 1. Oi, mate, your mums easy gash on the reg!
Person 2. What the heck are you on about, you wanker munch?
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A person who just sits and masturbates all day until he is drained from all his milk
guy: here mate have you seen him?
other guy:yer,he's a wanker for life
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A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.
Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.
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Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.
His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.
9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.
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A guy who is a faggot and disrespects girls often a sextist hates himself and try's to act cool. Has a small penis and is around 14 to 20
Girl 1Did you see Jake he is such a Willy wanker
Girl2 Ya he told me to go to the cafateria and make him a burger.
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