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A particulary juicy fart.
"Whoo! That wet mary you just ripped is going to leave skidmarks."
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Wet thoughts are when a horny person thinks about someone they like, admire, and love.. usually when someone has wet thoughts the think about fucking and get wet
"Today in class I had wet thoughts"
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the act of pleasuring a woman with your foot by laying her on her back and grasping her ankles as if holding two cans of beer and massaging her vagina with your foot.
mike: yo dude, did you band that chick from the party?
dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.
mike: nice.
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The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.
Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.
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A man that is quite dirty. Almost as dirty as a birdy.
Oh man that guy is quite the wet donnie
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Similar to a wet dream, only shorter.
Keith had a wet nap during chemistry class
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The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.
Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.
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