wet mary

A particulary juicy fart.

"Whoo! That wet mary you just ripped is going to leave skidmarks."

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wet shoe

the act of pleasuring a woman with your foot by laying her on her back and grasping her ankles as if holding two cans of beer and massaging her vagina with your foot.

mike: yo dude, did you band that chick from the party?

dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.

mike: nice.

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wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

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wet bagel

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.

Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.

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wet donnie

A man that is quite dirty. Almost as dirty as a birdy.

Oh man that guy is quite the wet donnie

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Wet Nap

Similar to a wet dream, only shorter.

Keith had a wet nap during chemistry class

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Wet Dream

The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.

Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.

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