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The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale
Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude
A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there
Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!
A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.
A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.
pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale
In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”
“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
When a male genital has a Prince Albert piercing. When jewelry is removed the PA hole remains and during self stimulation the urethra hole is covered during ejaculation. This results in the semen extracting from the PA hole. Thus the words "whale spout"
After jacking off he shot a whale spout out of his Prince Albert hole.
A slur targeted towards people who are fat and have light skin
“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”