A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow
Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow
What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years
Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!
When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.
CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.
Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.
"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."
Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim
Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”