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Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
Nine-Wilson, Noun
A place to get drugs; especially Fentanyl within an urban setting or one commonly controlled by police.
Person A: Did you get anything from the Nine-Wilson today after school?
Person B: Yeah, I did actually. It was surprisingly cheap today!
A needle thin marijuana cigarette.
I just got sold a boogie Wilson.
Wilson Stuart is a very sexy man who is good at most video games. He may look good but he has an inability pull any bitches. His type are big booty asians who like Travis Scott, Kanye, and Playboi Carti
"My best friend is Wilson Stuart"
"Damn nigga you lucky as fuck"
Man ho cheats on every girl he dates. Refuses to grow up. Loves going back to the girl he “beat”
Sucks at being a player, he is always getting caught.