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To defecate in one's own pants, acknowledge that you have defecated your own pants, and then proceed to continue to try to pick up women at bar in those pants, and lastly to pass out in those pants.
Drunken Guy 1: "Oh man I feel a monster fart coming"
Drunken Guy 2: "Hey man be careful you don't pull a Joey"
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Term used to describe a very stupid or retraded person. Someone who has 3 braincells or less.
Rachel saw Mark sucking dick for one crack rock, so she shook her head and said, "He truly is one Slowy Joey."
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Some one who is strong, funny, creative, hard-working, and extremely talented. A perfect half to his girlfriend. Someone who needs a break from work and enjoy the little things. Someone who is loved greatly.
Joey Falcon, will you go to prom with me?
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When you nut on someone’s chest while eating a hot dog.
On July 4th, Brad pulled a Joey Chestnut on his girlfriend and accidentally got some ketchup and mustard on her chest as well.
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"Well, that's a load of Emma and Joey, huh?"
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A individual who can make sense of someone talking total shite.
"taxi driver: where too mate? response: muhhhhhhhhhh ohhh o m e muhhhh mmm . taxi driver: Youre so fucking pissed joeys mate wouldnt understood you.GET OUT. response: mmmmuaaahm f ukkk errrraah mmmmm."
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the best couple in the world. a couple that doesnt really see eachother much but they talk on the phone a lot and love eachother and are gonna try lots of neew things!
cameron:have you seen that joey and carli couple?
dj: yeah, God has too, but it says in the bible that a guy should not touch a woman.
cameron: OMGOSH! who cares?they're cute!
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